At Least We're Not Glass Joe...

Missouri blog Mizzourah compares Big 12 teams to Punch-Out opponents. Nebraska is...

Nebraska comes in as Bald Bull. Bald Bull is past his time. Actually, at least ten years past his prime. His Bull-Charge rushing offense is easily defended by anyone that had a clue. You knew it was coming because Bald Bull telegraphed it. When Bald Bull knocked Mac down, he would talk mad shit, only to never be able to back it up. In the original arcade version, Bald Bull was one of the top boxers, only in later years to drop in rankings.

TKO!