The Teeth Of Texas

Oops. That's 'The Eyes of Texas' isn't it? I'm thinking I'd rather be referred to as a hillbilly than a redneck right about now. Not since the "Alabama Dude" has there been this much buzz surrounding DXP's "Fan Appreciation Day" series. I am not quite sure if we need to blame this on poor hygiene, meth, his upbringing by wild coyotes, or all of the above. I don't know about you, but I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for Mr. Wile E. Coyote during the Red River Shootout if he should so happen to crawl his way into the Cotton Bowl.

"Who's gonna lock and load? UT of course!"