Jimmy Clausen Likes Beer. Matthew Stafford Likes Kegs.

(Jimmy Clausen with teammates Brian Smith, James Aldridge and Armando Allen)

This is like Backstreet Boys colliding with 2 Live Crew and partying with a Neil Diamond crowd. What the f@#k is this? You are the starting quarterback at Notre Dame and this is all you got? I've never seen the pinky used as a gang sign before so that shows how old I am. 2:1 odds this is the first time these partygoers have ever seen black people.

Although a little too touchy-feely for my liking, I'd still rather hang out with Georgia quarterback Matthew Stafford at whatever RV park he lives at. Kegs, girls, friends passed out in the afternoon.....ahhhhh, livin' the life.