Eric Crouch Paddle Ball Wiz

As if winning the Heisman Trophy and busting out of the NFL wasn't enough. Eric Crouch has now turned his attention to the little-known sport of paddle ball. You know that paddle with a ball connected to it by a thin piece of elastic. Anyway, the guys at Secret Penguin, a design boutique in the NoDo district of Omaha, Nebraska, are taking on all-comers in their Paddle Battle. Their first contestent? You guessed it, Nebraska's own Eric Crouch.

Click here to watch the battle.

Off camera, Eric's opponent could be heard saying "This friggin thing is warped! Why do I always get a warped one!?"