Sam Keller's Girlfriend; Part Deux

Sam Keller, whose football career will be officially over after this weekend, has found a new line of work at TheDirty.com. I can't say I blame him as long as you get to have girls that look like this laying on you naked. Noticeably, the absence of Corey McKeon clearly reaffirms our thoughts on his sexuality. Corey has been seen in photos such as this and this. It's not rocket science.













Although your QB skills left something to be desired, I think I speak for all of us and applaud you for your skills in other areas.