Math With Allison Stokke

It's been really long since I've thrown up internet legend and pole vaulting goddess Allison Stokke pictures. Let's do some simple addition here.

Before college






+

After college



=

Same ginger boyfriend.




I'm not going to even attempt to convince you that Allison has gone from a 7 to a 5. It's really not that hard to figure out. A few too many ice cream cones at the dorm cafeteria and a few too many late night calls to Domino's pretty much did her in.

For my money, I'll take Amanda Cicchini anyday of the week...




When I say anyday, I mean any minute of the day. Allison Stokke has officially left the building.

Strangest Inbound Link Ever

We've had a good number of unusual Google searches and incoming links within the web that is world wide, but I think this one takes the cake.

I give you Right Celebrity, which ran with some of Sammy's Allison Stokke pics. The link places us in between rumors of Ali (I'm less crazy than my big sister) Lohan's breast implants and news of a possible breakup between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer.

That puts DXP about one step below a link on Perez Hilton and me about one step short of cutting off my ear.

I'm going to end up on VH1's "I love the 2000's" yet!!

West Virginia's Amanda Cicchini

Amanda is a West Virginia soccer All-American from Canada that absolutely makes me regret giving up the sport of soccer before college. Whether or not I will ever see her play in person is something I only dream about. (Coming soon: Allison Stokke and the freshman 15)














If you know a hotter college girl, let me know. I'll happily cheat on her if I have to.

DXP Tourney Mania Update

M. Krambeck is out to a quick lead after hitting 15 of 16 games. A close second is 'NewYorkBound' from E. Drey with 14 of 16. Well done. For your efforts, Allison Stokke gives you some serious props. In fact, she was so excited about your first day efforts, she pole vaulted to a high school record height just for you two...



Then she went back to her boyfriend later last night...



I guess he must have hit 16 out of 16 on the first day.

Regardless. We all have a chance.

DXP Tourney Mania

Sign up here if you think you know more basketball than the likes of Timmy Rose, Dr. D, and Jeffie Husker. You probably do. Obviously, I am probably going to win, but don't get discouraged. I promise weekly updates loaded with college girls. Just go to the link above or go to ESPN.com and search for the 'Tourney Challenge.' The group name is DXP. Wagers are accepted.

I can't show you 65 college girls right now. I can, however, show you possibly the hottest female athlete on the planet. Allison Stokke. She's 18 years old, a pole vaulter headed to UC-Berkeley next year on scholarship, and her Wikipedia page had to be turned off because of people like you and me. She is so hot that she made the front page of the Washington Post .

Pure hotness...


There is plenty more out there of her - search it. What there is not more of is her boyfriend who clearly is outkicking his coverage...


Seriously, you might have a better chance with her than beating me in the Tourney Challenge.