My Happy New Year's wish for you
Is for your best year yet (in recruiting),
A year where life is peaceful (stay away Callahan),
And what you want, you get (Big XII Championship.)
A year in which you cherish
The past year’s memories (9-4?),
And live your life
Full of bright expectancies (12-2 next season.)
I wish for you a holiday
With happiness galore (and a Gator Bowl win);
And when it’s done, I wish you
Happy New Year, and many more (National Championships.)
Is for your best year yet (in recruiting),
A year where life is peaceful (stay away Callahan),
And what you want, you get (Big XII Championship.)
A year in which you cherish
The past year’s memories (9-4?),
And live your life
Full of bright expectancies (12-2 next season.)
I wish for you a holiday
With happiness galore (and a Gator Bowl win);
And when it’s done, I wish you
Happy New Year, and many more (National Championships.)
We want to thank everyone who stops by DXP as our 2008 edition is officially in the books. We wish everyone a great 2009 and especially to Jeffie and the future Mrs. Jeffie Husker, who will be launching the second version of MTV's 'Newlyweds' next summer. I would like to be able to tell you what you can expect in 2009 from us, but as you know by now, we really have no clue about anything.
We know return you back to the bookie sheet with some analysis.
(A reminder that the ''XtraWatchabilityPoint' for this year's bowl games are now being done by our game critic extraordinaire, A. Rose. The games are ranked in line with the watchability factor of dancers at five Las Vegas area clubs. From worst to first, they are: Glitter Gulch, Cheetah's, Olympic Gardens, Scores, and the Spearmint Rhino.)

Thursday Jan. 1 11:00 am ET ESPN
XtraWatchabilityPoint - You're looking at Olympic Gardens again. It's watchable, but don't expect any high flying action. If no make-up or +2 enhancements is your thing, it could be a decent time, but don't be surprised when you wish the cocktail waitresses were the ones with their clothes off.

Thursday Jan. 1 1:00 pm ET CBS
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This is a great matchup for Nebraska.
The only reason Clemson's defense is thought of highly - #15 total defense and #9 pass defense - is simply a result of they haven't played a passing team all year. Nebraska's balanced rush/pass attack hasn't missed a beat this under Shawn Watson as they have averaged 458 yards/game (#12) while ranking #36 in rushing and #14 in passing. Bo Pelini's focus here will almost solely be on stopping RBs James Davis and CJ Spiller (leads the ACC in all-purpose yards.) Shockingly, Clemson's rushing offense only put up 120 yards/game while Qb Cullen Harper threw for only 2,395 yards with 11 Tds/12 Ints - which combined puts Clemson's offense in at #81.
The HUGE advantage Nebraska has here is at both lines. Clemson's defenisve line averaged only 1.17 sacks/game (106th) while their offensive line gave up 2.33 sack/game (94th.) Nebraska's defensive line, anchored by DT Ndamukong Suh who lead all Big 12 DL in tackles, accounted for 80% of the team's sacks. And with the offensive line being as healthy as they have been since fall camp, expect the Huskers to dominate both lines of scrimmage and walk away here with plenty of momentum heading into next season as the Big XII North favorites.
Nebraska 34 Clemson 27
XtraWatchabilityPoint - I give this a Scores night rating. There's something intriguing about Russian girls who couldn't speak English 2 months ago, but have now mastered the art of emptying your wallet. Solid turnaround and highly watchable.

Thursday Jan. 1 4:30 pm ET ABC

XtraWatchabilityPoint - This rates as a Spearmint Rhino game. Some of the best talent you will find across the country makes this very watchable. You're likely to find at least one future Vivid or Wicked contract girl on stage.

Thursday Jan. 1 8:30 pm ET FOX

XtraWatchabilityPoint - Glitter Gulch material. Unbelievable how a once proud institution has degraded to this unwatchable mess. If the cabbie didn't kick you out on Fremont Street for making Al-Qaida comments about his name, you'd be at Scores by now.

Friday Jan. 2 2:00 pm ET FOX

XtraWatchabilityPoint - Solid Olympic Gardens watchability rating. Not the best of the best, but it's still fun to watch that one hot stripper among a group of average talent get back up and stage and hopefully give you a 2-for-1 song special back in VIP.

Friday Jan. 2 5:00 pm ET ESPN

XtraWatchabilityPoint - Cheetahs on the worst imaginable night. Very unwatchable and even shocking to the talent downgrade after a promising start. A whole bunch of no-namers and very few that will make to the Spearmint.

Friday Jan. 2 8:00 pm ET FOX

XtraWatchabilityPoint - The ultimate Scores battle of fresh faces vs battle tested veterans. The up-start talent will make this very watchable against the much more talented A-teamers. Think of Gina Lynn from The Sopranos at Bada Bing in a pole war against the Bucci twins (just do the Google image search.)

Saturday Jan. 3 12:00 pm ET ESPN2
Connecticut (-5) over Buffalo - I'm routing for Turner Gill here as much as you but let's be realistic here. Buffalo managed a turnover ratio this year of +1.15 (6th) which would explain their 8 wins including a miracle vs. Ball State, a game where they were outgained by 202 yards. UConn RB Donald Brown had 1,923 yards with 17 TDs despite horrible Qb play (4 Tds/17 Ints.) The Huskies have plenty of talent on a defensive unit that allowed only 282 yards and 20 points/game. The miracle Bulls might be one miracle too short here.
XtraWatchabilityPoint - Another Glitter Gulch night, but at least there's there some talent on Fremont Street after the World Series of Poker Main Event. The watchability might be low, but don't be surprised to see some talent.

Thursday Jan. 1 1:00 pm ET ABC

XtraWatchabilityPoint - Another Scores battle. You have the highly rated former Vivid starlets that couldn't live up to expectations and are relegated to making side money on a $29.99/month website that has 10 subscribers. It's watchable, but the possibilities could have been so much more