Sam Keller: Future Firefighter of America

When Sam Keller isn't preparing court documents for his upcoming case against EA Sports, you can find him at a local Scottsdale watering hole doing what he does best - blowing. Also, I speak on behalf of all of us by saying that we need answers as to why Casey isn't on top of the bar during this photo shoot. And about Sam becoming a firefighter, I'm not making it up. I bet you all feel a little safer down there in Phoenix right about now, don't you?