Cheerleaders Can Party

Timmy Rose baited me and I bit. These are the Sacramento Kings Cheerleaders partying like it's 1999. No word yet if any of these scandalous pictures got any of these sophisticated women fired, but ladies, you are always welcome to coach our Nebraska cheerleaders. Please? Can you? Call T.O. and tell him you are interested in the spirit squad opening.

Here is the yearbook photo...


You and me were meant to be...


I have no idea where the end of that candy cane is but I'll pay to find it...


You stay classy Sacramento...


Where do the dollar bills go?


Who her? She's ugly. How can anyone like a girl like that...


I think she pointed to her boobies...


Aren't those a little too conservative?


What's with the clothes?


Invitations are in the mail...


Amazingly, the Sacramento Kings cheerleaders leaked these gems out. On behalf of us men, THANK YOU.

Now, back to Nebraska football...

College Smokeshow Friday: 2009 USC Song Girls' Pool Party

I kind of feel like I've been there, done that with the USC Song Girls before. Therefore, I need to get these pool party pics out of the way before we get into the heart of the 'Smokeshow of the Week' posts here. That's a 2-for-1 this week. Don't complain.

You might be curious as to who the dudes are in the photos below. Swimming team? Male cheerleaders? Current USC football players? Yeah, right. They're USC football recruits in town for a visit. Go ahead, try and recruit against that because I don't think you can.

(click on the pics to enlarge and set as wallpaper)