Erin Andrews Picture of the Week - Lucky Bastard Edition

And in case you missed it, the FanHouse notes that the Louisville baseball team had to be chastised to avoid trying to impress Ms. Andrews.

HT - Jason at Big Red Network

Erin Andrews Picture of the Week And FSU Memories

I hate to give her more exposure, but this one hit close to home, as Jenn Sterger’s Florida State Road Trip hit SI on Campus. Given that I spent three years in the coed Mecca that is Tallahassee, I thought I would evaluate how Jenn did with her favorite Tally hotspots.

Best place to celebrate a big win: Tennessee Street.

The Strip, as we call it, is a mecca for Tallahassee nightlife. From dive bars (The Pub), to '80s for the ladies (Yanni's), it has a little something for everyone. Not to mention its where my fellow Cowgirl Allison and newbie Jessica hold down sweet bartending gigs at Big Daddy's -- ranked one of the craziest bars in the country. So don't be surprised if you hear a little Charlie Daniels and some bar stomping on a Thursday night ... things are probably just getting started.

Jenn’s right on here, although my opinion on some of the bars she singled out differs slightly. Tennessee Street is like “O” Street on steroids. Literally. The guys are seriously meatheads. But the girls are tan, outgoing, and scantily-clad. What more could you ask for?

Best landmark:

The Capitol Building. Located next to Doak, it's better known for being an enormous phallic symbol. If you have to ask what I am talking about, I'm sure Google images can assist you.

I was shocked to learn that I had traded one phallic state capital structure for another. Florida’s version is far worse, however. It even has balls.

Best place for a guy's night out:

The Palace Saloon. Forget the '80s music and girly cocktails. When the male population of Florida State needs to cut loose, they head to the Palace. The place just screams manliness: the lack of décor (aside from beer and sports neons), the abundance of pool tables and dartboards and the absence of any drink that requires a straw. Considering Tallahassee is devoid of gentleman's clubs, the Palace offers a retreat from the girlfriend's nagging, without the need for further explanation.

Again Jenn was right on. The Palace is the best. Bonus points for being located a block from my apartment. This is the bar that provided the motivation for my first solo trek to a drinking establishment. Shortly after moving Tally, and before I had met anyone, the siren call of cheap Bud Light was too great to resist. I soon became a happy hour regular.

Best place to grab a slice:

Momo's. Pizza is a college student's main source of nutrition, and Momo's does its part to make sure no student goes hungry. The slices they serve up redefine huge: They are as big as your head!! And that is no exaggeration.

More of the parallel world stuff. I went from LaBamba’s and “burritos as big as your head” to Momo’s with “pizza slices as big as your head”. Both were great drunk food and I’m just happy to have a fast metabolism.

Best pregame ritual:

The Village. Most schools have a special place to gather on game days... a building, a parking lot ... but Tallahassee has an entire village. The tenants of the apartment complex adjacent to Doak Campbell open up their homes, their hearts and their coolers to Seminole fans and visitors alike. Though visitors in blue and orange may get a bit of heckling, the kids that gather at the village are simply there to enjoy the pregame festivities and have a good time. Maybe it takes a 'village to raise a fan,' too.

My first home game, I was absolutely stunned to find out a place like the Village actually existed. Imagine a cul-de-sac of small duplex-type apartments. Each with its own keg and or/bar service. Now add several thousand students and you have the greatest pre-game atmosphere I have ever encountered. This place is where red solo cups go to die.

Hidden gem:

Club Publix. Normally the hardest decision you face when you go to the grocery store is paper or plastic. But imagine a place where shopping is more than just a pleasure, it's a place to meet your future ex-girlfriend. Some of the hottest girls in Tallahassee can be found as close as your nearest grocer's freezer. So now it's not just paper or plastic ... it's blonde, brunette or redhead.

Holy crap, I suddenly have a teensy-weensy bit of respect for Ms. Sterger. Publix is the Sistine Chapel of shopping excursions. Single guys in Tally were known to do their weekly shopping one item per trip, allowing ample time to gaze at the scenery. The only hidden gem that could perhaps compete was the weight room at the student recreation center. I used to joke that it was like working out at the Playboy Grotto. I don’t know what they put in sports bras, but it must be tougher than Kevlar. If you ever get the chance to watch a busty blonde hit the pec deck machine, I recommend you stare. A lot.

Erin Andrews Picture of the Week, Etc.

I figured we hadn't put a shot of Poopsie up for a while, so here ya go. Also, I've decided to retool the Charting Our Progress series I had started. I didn't really like the way it was going, and it didn't match my original intentions. I plan on having the first of the new versions up on Monday and I think it will be more meaningful.

Erin Andrews Picture of the Week

My Nebraska Spring Preview is up at the FanHouse.

Erin Andrews Picture of the Week

With this new feature I'm waiting for one of you smart-asses to suggest I change the name of the blog to "Every Day Should Be Friday."

Oh, and since its been a rough week for Husker Nation, an added dose of Ashley Russell of Rivals.com.

Erin Andrews Picture of the Week v2.0

The stripes give it that whole "women's prison movie" feel. Or maybe it's just me.

Erin Andrews Picture of the Week

Or what Chuck wants, Chuck gets, because no request at DXP goes unnoticed. A new feature might be just what we need to get us through the bleak midwinter. She might be Erin to some, but us "insiders", know her better as "Poopsie". Or in this case "Poopsie in HD".

If Sam Keller Doesn't Work Out...

Jessica Alba looks to have all the tools to guide the Huskers in 2007.



My. Dear. Lord.

U.S.C. - Underwear Seemingly Concealed?

Ahh, the pageantry of the Rose Bowl. Seeing this view of a USC Song Girl, just gave me the "Grandaddy of them all" in my pants.

HT - Michigan Sports Center

Separated at Birth?

Nebraska's Stewart Bradley arriving in Dallas for the Cotton Bowl and famed comedian Gallagher. I just hope Stew brought his Sledge-O-Matic to drop on Auburn.

*Stewart Bradley Photo Credit: HuskersIllustrated.com

Matt Slauson - Tatonka

The best part of working on this site is the amazing finds that wind up in my inbox. I just got this picture of Matt Slauson sporting his buffalo suit as promised after Friday's game. The emailer wanted to remain anonymous so thanks to the random Husker fan for this great pic.

I'm excited that Matt is going to be around for a few more years. Not only because of his talent on the field, but also because he seems to be a riot off the field. Well played Mr. Slauson.

Good "MO"rning

Because name-based headlines are never played out. Here is the video of Maurice Purify's game-winning catch against Texas A&M.



Honestly, I can't think of a better way to have clinched the Big 12 North. And it led to a celebration that looked like this.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Lauren no doubt questioning what she got herself into

Thievery

We finally stole a game on the road and and in doing so managed to beat a formidable Big 12 South opponent. It was an amazing finish and one I won't soon forget. You can hear Jim Rose's call of the last play here. Second half struggles aside it was a big, big win.

Dr. D is in town and we decided to meet up with some of my girlfriend's friends at a bar to watch the game. In a simple twist of fate, the bar we chose just happened to be an Aggie watch site. It certainly made for an interesting atmosphere.

The game was an emotional roller coaster and at some point Lauren decided to document my reactions. Here is a sample:

Pensive as it starts to slip away in the second half

Bitter smugness after A&M took the lead late.

Dr. D hates losing

Helping Zac Taylor find a receiver during the final drive.

Speaks for itself

Victory!!

Trick or Treat - Linebacker Style

Here are Nebraska linebackers Corey McKeon and Stewart Bradley spending their Halloween weekend in an enviable fashion. Yes, that is McKeon as the Hulkster and I have no idea what Bradley is besides pretty (and very, very lucky).




Well, I guess that's one way to get over a devastating defeat. And isn't it amazing what people find on the internet?

BEAT TEXAS!

Before I head out to Lincoln, I thought I would leave you with this. Yes, that is our own Matt Slauson in all his glory. Major props to DXP fan and UNL student, Chuck for this disturbing find.

Clearly Jordan Monroe isn't the only centerfold on campus. Slauson appears to be following in the footsteps of former Husker Roger Craig, who had a "brief" career as a Calvin Klein model for Macy's in 1990.

Can I say one thing to you, Matt? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality...you’re fabulous!